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  • Phone: .......................................
  • Phone: *buzz* *buzz*
  • Me: God people! Just leave me the fuck alone!

I'm terrible at sexting
  • Girl: Oh baby I'm sitting here, wet and waiting...
  • Me: oh, do you need a paper towel?
  • Girl: No babe, I'm WET and I'm touching myself *wink wink*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ..so 2 paper towels?

Texting
  • Me: African love you
  • Her: -__- Not again
  • Me: Kenya believe it?
  • Her: Fucking stop
  • Me: What Uganda do about it? huh? :D
  • Her: -__________-

…. don’t forget to tell them that you were the one who cheated on me

Hi

I’m a stranger to you

Then I’m shy

Then I’m talkative

Then I’m funny

Then I’m cute

Then I’m flirting with you

Then I promise things to you

Then I’m dating you

Then I’m clingy

Then I’m paranoid

Then I’m annoying

Then I’m difficult

Then I’m worried all the time

Then I’m over thinking about you

Then I lose you

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