beNNy
Description
hello, my blog has no theme, just randumb shit that i like, if u no like then u no follow? n_n
My name is benny, im from montana, yes it IS a state lol
My life is awkward and strange like being at a party you werent invited to. and everyone is looking at you like "who tha fck is this guy" lol but thats ok i just have to be myself and stay mindful, like a blind man in an orgy i'll have to feel my way through it all
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hit me up yo, ASK ME SHIT
- Me in a relationship: ahh fuck
- Me in a relationship: I wonder who they're texting while texting me
- Me in a relationship: could they do better than me?
- Me in a relationship: ...can I do better? lol nope
- Me in a relationship: WHY WON'T THEY ANSWER
- Me in a relationship: I'm being cheated on I bet
- Me in a relationship: I'm just going to lie on my bed and over think everything
- Me in a relationship: ...why do I even like this asshole
- Me in a relationship: I feel like you're going to hurt me so therefore I'm going to push you away before you can
- Me in a relationship: ....I'm single :D
- Me in a relationship: lol my life sucks :D
I'm terrible at sexting
- Girl: Oh baby I'm sitting here, wet and waiting...
- Me: oh, do you need a paper towel?
- Girl: No babe, I'm WET and I'm touching myself *wink wink*
- Me: ...
- Me: ..so 2 paper towels?
- Me: *sneezes*
- Class: *crickets*
- Popular attractive girl: *sneezes*
- Class: God bless you sweetheart jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze
