beNNy
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hello, my blog has no theme, just randumb shit that i like, if u no like then u no follow? n_n
My name is benny, im from montana, yes it IS a state lol
My life is awkward and strange like being at a party you werent invited to. and everyone is looking at you like "who tha fck is this guy" lol but thats ok i just have to be myself and stay mindful, like a blind man in an orgy i'll have to feel my way through it all
n_n
hit me up yo, ASK ME SHIT
Basically #life
- *Couple in a movie*
- gf: will you come over here and cuddle with me baby?
- bf: of course i will babe
- *Real life couple*
- bf: cuddle me faggot!
- gf: okay, hold on nigga!
- Me: you are so beautiful and smart. I love your personality, would you like to go on a date with me?
- Girl: uh, no! freak
- Douchbag: nice shoes, wanna fuck
- Girl: lol omg! you're so funny, go out with me?
- me: i always second guess myself
- me: i think
- me:
- me: never mind, i don't
- Daughter: MOOMMMM!!!!! I need new shirts and pants!
- Mom: What for!?
- Daughter: My boyfriend is coming to visit meeeeeee this weekend!
- Mom:
- Mom: *sigh*
- Mom: .... where's Kellin playing at?
- Phone: ....
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- Phone: ...............
- Phone: .......................................
- Phone: *buzz* *buzz*
- Me: God people! Just leave me the fuck alone!
