I'm terrible at sexting
  • Girl: Oh baby I'm sitting here, wet and waiting...
  • Me: oh, do you need a paper towel?
  • Girl: No babe, I'm WET and I'm touching myself *wink wink*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ..so 2 paper towels?

When someone you really dislike enters the room

I’m happily awkward in my own world thank you very much

That awkward moment when a toddler asks you to read a book to them and you just can’t say no which means 7-10 other ppl in the room are going to find out you can’t read for shit

awkward moment when ………

awkward moment when you fail at life

I hate being that guy at a party who everyones’ like “Who the fuck is that?” Its so awkward lol so in that situation I have to stay vigilant and cool, like a blind man in an orgy I’ll have to feel my way through it.

Awkward moment when you wear your shirt inside out all day and finally notice when a lot of people are around

Awkward moment when you catch someone dancing when they think no one is around

Awkward moment when you’re left alone with your friends parents for like five minutes